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"It is a crock of excrement,
and none may abide the odor thereof." |
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And the project leader
spake unto his section head, saying:
"It is a container of excrement,
and it is very strong, such that none may abide it." |
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The section head then hurried to his department manager,
and informed him thus:
"It is a vessel of fertilizer,
and none may abide its strength." |
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The department manager carried these words
to his general manager,
and spoke unto him
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"It containeth that which aideth the growth of plants,
and it is very strong." |
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And so it was that the general manager rejoiced
and delivered the good news unto the Vice President.
"It promoteth growth,
and it is very powerful." |
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The Vice President rushed to the President's side,
and joyously exclaimed:
"This powerful new software product
will promote the growth of the company!" |
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And the President looked upon the product,
and saw that it was very good. |
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After the subsequent and inevitable disaster, the suits protect themselves by saying "I was misinformed!", and the implementors are demoted or fired. |
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snail vt. To snail-mail something. "Snail me a copy of those graphics, will you?" |
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